The Well-Tempered Chocolatier

I’m currently snacking on a bag of Thinsations Cheese Nips, 21 grams of “thin crisp crackers” that look like benzene rings (read: hexagons) and taste like bright orange cheese goodness. By which I mean that they’re leaving a thin film of petroleum product on the roof of my mouth.

Each package comes with one of 100 Healthy Living Tips, and I got gem #27:
Exercise can be fun – think of it as recess for adults.

And apparently, “thinsations” translates directly into French as “mince alors!”. Bet you didn’t know that.