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Birthday pizza

To celebrate my 27th year of existence, I hosted a movie marathon with a “make yer own pizza, bitch” component. The latter featured homemade pizza dough and tomato sauce and whatever toppings I purchased at the market the day before: mushrooms, arugula, asparagus, spicy olives, and three kinds of cheese (brie, bocconcini, and regular mozzarella). It was deliciousness, although there was an almost-incident when an over-greased pan started smoking in the oven for a few minutes, and for a few minutes the kitchen looked like a bad 80′s nightclub with the smoke machine cranked up.

I did end up making my own birthday cake, but since it was a caramel-pear mousse cake I didn’t mind. It was a chance to practice all those techniques I worked so hard to learn in culinary school.

Exploding pizza! Ka-boom!

Today I went to Future Shop, where I fondled a brushed chrome Kitchenaid Mixer.

Then Paul and I went to Steph’s place where he and his wife were making lasagna from scratch. Like, from scratch: home-made noodles, sauce, five kinds of cheese (they would have made the cheese too, had they had the time and the cows)…

They put the whole mixture in a pyrex baking dish and put it on the barbecue. Twenty minutes later we removed the lid to reveal a mess of cheese, tomato sauce, and shattered glass. The entire container had spontaneously shattered into a million pieces, rendering the lasagna an inedible, cheesy mess. It looked like ice cubes, except that it was broken pyrex. We left it for the raccoons (is that mean?) and called up the pizza place.